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This Trefjalli pack got me experiencing ego death in the ditch behind the Akarean takeout clutching onto my dumplings for dear life

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I got the GDP of Meltor on my wrist if this watch breaks the foreign exchange market will take a 28% hit but fuck if I care, I could go blind cause I don't need to see the price tag anyway

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My diamonds come from the most inhumane situations imaginable

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I just scudded my pants

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You jits don't know what's out there in the swamp. I'm a creature of the filth. I'm blowing Aru's bubbles

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I just farted so hard my smoke alarm went off

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This Gabelschmitt got me moving like an invasive species