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I just farted so hard my smoke alarm went off

Waiting for my food at this sushi place. Pretty sure there's a whole ass civil war going on in the kitchen...

Nagahama, Satoyama

I flew @AAA FSM-DYL on this Hengsha HS340 "Superglider" registration N-SMNH pictured here sitting at Hsianlong gate 3 #planespotting

Text automatically translated to Oseanian. Original Akarean Mandarin text:

我飞了这架@AAA的恒沙HS340“超级滑翔机” FSM-DYL，注册N-SMNH，在照片里坐在显龙3号登机口#planespotting

Hsianlong Airport, Danpian, Great Huan

You jits don't know what's out there in the swamp. I'm a creature of the filth. I'm blowing Aru's bubbles

503-9917 running an express C1 service making its way over the various viaducts that cross the Hailan wetlands along the west coast of Great Huan. You can't tell in the photograph, but the driver did wave! #trainspotting

Text automatically translated to Oseanian. Original Akarean Mandarin text:

503-9917运行C1快车服务，穿越大环西海岸海兰湿地的各种高架桥。照片上看不出来，但司机确实挥手了！ #猜火车

Hailan, Great Huan

im so happy your back on my feed all akarean trains

ALL AKAREAN TRAINS

(@allakareantrains)

Seeing a Class 40 in its original "orange biscuit" livery is rare, but here in Kitaishima 40-1759 rounds the corner to the switchback up to the scenic hilltop terminus. 1759 makes one of just nine remaining "orange biscuit" trains in West Satoyama. #trainspotting

Text automatically translated to Oseanian. Original Akarean Mandarin text:

穿着原来的“橙色饼干”涂装的 40 级车很少见，但在北岛这里，40-1759 绕过拐角，转向之字形，到达风景秀丽的山顶终点站。 1759 号是西晓山仅存的九辆“橙色饼干”列车之一。 #猜火车

Kitaishima, West Satoyama

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Alpenraum

NK the Creator is sooooo 2014 it's all about @scudposting now get with the times alpentard

swagmessiah1738

(@swagmessiah)

this new nk the creator snippet is so fireee broooooooooo

Alpenraum

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you are LIE... not my country,..

Chancellor of Candanadium

(@chancellorcdm) ✅
ℹ️ Candanadian government account

I am pleased to announce that HM the King has approved the use of Candanadium's nuclear arsenal against #Alpenraum as a pre-emptive measure. Nuclear strikes are imminent against Kustenberg and the Eternal City, with a second wave to follow combined with land and amphibious invasions.

New Konigstadt, CCR, Candanadium

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Alpenraum

this new nk the creator snippet is so fireee broooooooooo

Alpenraum

shut the fuck up

Text automatically translated to Oseanian. Original Satoyaman text:

ウッっっっっっっっっっっっるぜ

potoooooooo

(@pot8os)

you did NOT do that to a crocodile!!!!!!!!! fact checkers unite!!!!!!

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Nagahama, Satoyama

you did NOT do that to a crocodile!!!!!!!!! fact checkers unite!!!!!!

太郎

(@62456754752tro)

Suplexed a fucking croc on the way home from school. Life is good

Text automatically translated to Oseanian. Original Satoyaman text:

学校からの帰り道にクソワニにスープレックスした。 人生は素晴らしい

Nagahama, Satoyama

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Suplexed a fucking croc on the way home from school. Life is good

Text automatically translated to Oseanian. Original Satoyaman text:

学校からの帰り道にクソワニにスープレックスした。 人生は素晴らしい

Nagahama, Satoyama

From the looks of things over there it seems like there can be no peace in Edofasia, period. Should have left us in place if you wanted peace in Edofasia

1967

(@tiocfaidhanla3)

There can be no peace in the west of Edofasia until the oppressive foreign presence is removed leaving the people of Edofasia in total control of their affairs and determining their sovereign destiny as a united, free-spirited state and the body

Text automatically translated to Oseanian. Original Edofasian text:

Ní féidir síocháin a bheith ann in iarthar na hÉidobhasia choichego dti go mbaintear an láithreacht leatromach eachtrach rud a fhághann go bhfuil smacht ag muintir na hÉidobhasia ar an iomlán ar a ngnóthai agus a gcinniúint cheannasach a chinneadh mar stát aontaithe, saor in aisce ar an intinn agus an comhlacht

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DEVELOPING: The Great Volcano in Kreyermark is displaying unprecedented levels of volcanic activity after decades of presumed dormancy. The Kreyerian government has put state emergency services on high alert as it continues to monitor the situation. Candanadium and Trefjall have issued travel alerts for the city of Eostrehavn in County Vulkanhvile, advising citizens to avoid all unnecessary travel to the area. rbs.ka/world/10293938

Brain dead anti nuclear power "green" activists will say that a reactor is unsafe because it's from the 80s and then squeal when they find your grandma's old toaster at the thrift store, stay mad socialist cucks and seethe at the fact that Kaltachia runs on uranium

Gheng 🎲

(@ghengts140)

Considering 8 of these reactors are still in use throughout the union, 7 of which are unmodified since the disaster, I'm going to say "no". But continue to tell the North that everything is fine. It worked in the 80s. Maybe it still works today?

Text automatically translated to Oseanian. Original Gaanglanglataaran text:

ᠡᠳᠡᠭᠡᠷ ᠷᠧᠠᠺᠲ᠋ᠣᠷ ᠤᠳ ᠤᠨ 8 ᠨᠢ ᠬᠣᠯᠪᠣᠭᠠᠨ ᠤ ᠬᠡᠮᠵᠢᠶᠡᠨ ᠳᠦ ᠠᠰᠢᠭᠯᠠᠭᠳᠠᠵᠤ ᠪᠠᠶᠢᠭ᠎ᠠ ᠪᠥᠭᠡᠳ 7 ᠨᠢ ᠭᠠᠮᠰᠢᠭ ᠠᠴᠠ ᠬᠣᠶᠢᠰᠢ ᠥᠭᠡᠷᠡᠴᠢᠯᠡᠭᠳᠡᠭᠡ ᠦᠭᠡᠢ ᠪᠠᠶᠢᠭ᠎ᠠ ᠲᠤᠯᠠ ᠪᠢ 《ᠦᠭᠡᠢ》 ᠭᠡᠵᠦ ᠬᠡᠯᠡᠬᠦ ᠪᠣᠯᠤᠨ᠎ᠠ᠃ ᠭᠡᠬᠦ ᠳᠦ ᠪᠡᠨ ᠪᠦᠬᠦ ᠵᠦᠢᠯ ᠰᠠᠶᠢᠬᠠᠨ ᠪᠠᠶᠢᠨ᠎ᠠ ᠭᠡᠵᠦ ᠬᠣᠶᠢᠳ ᠵᠦᠭ ᠲᠦ ᠦᠷᠭᠦᠯᠵᠢᠯᠡᠭᠦᠯᠦᠨ ᠬᠡᠯᠡᠭᠡᠷᠡᠢ᠃ ᠡᠨᠡ ᠨᠢ 80 ᠍ ᠊ᠭᠠᠳ ᠣᠨ ᠳᠤ ᠠᠵᠢᠯᠯᠠᠵᠤ ᠪᠠᠶᠢᠭᠰᠠᠨ᠃ ᠮᠠᠭᠠᠳ ᠦᠭᠡᠢ ᠥᠨᠥᠳᠥᠷ ᠢ ᠬᠦᠷᠲᠡᠯ᠎ᠡ ᠠᠵᠢᠯᠯᠠᠵᠤ ᠪᠠᠶᠢᠨ᠎ᠠ ᠤᠤ?

Khyarslagaar, Gaanglanglataar

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I got the GDP of Meltor on my wrist if this watch breaks the foreign exchange market will take a 28% hit but fuck if I care, I could go blind cause I don't need to see the price tag anyway

Typical gaanglanglatard moaning about everything and nothing as usual. Stop being so butthurt by "duh norf" as if they're out to get you or whatever. Our Union doesn't have to pretend anything to anyone. How many reactors have popped their tops since 1966? None, because they all got retrofitted. Get a job

Gheng 🎲

(@ghengts140)

Considering 8 of these reactors are still in use throughout the union, 7 of which are unmodified since the disaster, I'm going to say "no". But continue to tell the North that everything is fine. It worked in the 80s. Maybe it still works today?

Text automatically translated to Oseanian. Original Gaanglanglataaran text:

ᠡᠳᠡᠭᠡᠷ ᠷᠧᠠᠺᠲ᠋ᠣᠷ ᠤᠳ ᠤᠨ 8 ᠨᠢ ᠬᠣᠯᠪᠣᠭᠠᠨ ᠤ ᠬᠡᠮᠵᠢᠶᠡᠨ ᠳᠦ ᠠᠰᠢᠭᠯᠠᠭᠳᠠᠵᠤ ᠪᠠᠶᠢᠭ᠎ᠠ ᠪᠥᠭᠡᠳ 7 ᠨᠢ ᠭᠠᠮᠰᠢᠭ ᠠᠴᠠ ᠬᠣᠶᠢᠰᠢ ᠥᠭᠡᠷᠡᠴᠢᠯᠡᠭᠳᠡᠭᠡ ᠦᠭᠡᠢ ᠪᠠᠶᠢᠭ᠎ᠠ ᠲᠤᠯᠠ ᠪᠢ 《ᠦᠭᠡᠢ》 ᠭᠡᠵᠦ ᠬᠡᠯᠡᠬᠦ ᠪᠣᠯᠤᠨ᠎ᠠ᠃ ᠭᠡᠬᠦ ᠳᠦ ᠪᠡᠨ ᠪᠦᠬᠦ ᠵᠦᠢᠯ ᠰᠠᠶᠢᠬᠠᠨ ᠪᠠᠶᠢᠨ᠎ᠠ ᠭᠡᠵᠦ ᠬᠣᠶᠢᠳ ᠵᠦᠭ ᠲᠦ ᠦᠷᠭᠦᠯᠵᠢᠯᠡᠭᠦᠯᠦᠨ ᠬᠡᠯᠡᠭᠡᠷᠡᠢ᠃ ᠡᠨᠡ ᠨᠢ 80 ᠍ ᠊ᠭᠠᠳ ᠣᠨ ᠳᠤ ᠠᠵᠢᠯᠯᠠᠵᠤ ᠪᠠᠶᠢᠭᠰᠠᠨ᠃ ᠮᠠᠭᠠᠳ ᠦᠭᠡᠢ ᠥᠨᠥᠳᠥᠷ ᠢ ᠬᠦᠷᠲᠡᠯ᠎ᠡ ᠠᠵᠢᠯᠯᠠᠵᠤ ᠪᠠᠶᠢᠨ᠎ᠠ ᠤᠤ?

Khyarslagaar, Gaanglanglataar

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This cannot be real 🤣 Caskaans cannot be a real language "probleem" "verwikkelinge"

Text automatically translated to Oseanian. Original Kanadiaans text:

Das kann doch nicht wahr sein 🤣 Caskaans darf nicht eine echte Sprache sein "probleem" "verwikkelinge"

Jan Wellers

(@janwellersovj) ✅
ℹ️ Candanadian government account

We have a serious problem with the political developments regarding the mandatory law and I hope that this can be resolved in the coming days

Text automatically translated to Oseanian. Original Caskaans text:

Ons het 'n ernstige probleem met die politieke verwikkelinge aangaande die dwingende wet en ek hoop dat dit in die komende dae opgelos kan word

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We have a serious problem with the political developments regarding the mandatory law and I hope that this can be resolved in the coming days

Text automatically translated to Oseanian. Original Caskaans text:

Ons het 'n ernstige probleem met die politieke verwikkelinge aangaande die dwingende wet en ek hoop dat dit in die komende dae opgelos kan word

We live in weird times when @scudposting gets more likes than the damn @UMP_News

scud

(@scudposting) ✅

This Gabelschmitt got me moving like an invasive species

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Ruotai, Great Huan

This Gabelschmitt got me moving like an invasive species

Considering 8 of these reactors are still in use throughout the union, 7 of which are unmodified since the disaster, I'm going to say "no". But continue to tell the North that everything is fine. It worked in the 80s. Maybe it still works today?

Text automatically translated to Oseanian. Original Gaanglanglataaran text:

ᠡᠳᠡᠭᠡᠷ ᠷᠧᠠᠺᠲ᠋ᠣᠷ ᠤᠳ ᠤᠨ 8 ᠨᠢ ᠬᠣᠯᠪᠣᠭᠠᠨ ᠤ ᠬᠡᠮᠵᠢᠶᠡᠨ ᠳᠦ ᠠᠰᠢᠭᠯᠠᠭᠳᠠᠵᠤ ᠪᠠᠶᠢᠭ᠎ᠠ ᠪᠥᠭᠡᠳ 7 ᠨᠢ ᠭᠠᠮᠰᠢᠭ ᠠᠴᠠ ᠬᠣᠶᠢᠰᠢ ᠥᠭᠡᠷᠡᠴᠢᠯᠡᠭᠳᠡᠭᠡ ᠦᠭᠡᠢ ᠪᠠᠶᠢᠭ᠎ᠠ ᠲᠤᠯᠠ ᠪᠢ 《ᠦᠭᠡᠢ》 ᠭᠡᠵᠦ ᠬᠡᠯᠡᠬᠦ ᠪᠣᠯᠤᠨ᠎ᠠ᠃ ᠭᠡᠬᠦ ᠳᠦ ᠪᠡᠨ ᠪᠦᠬᠦ ᠵᠦᠢᠯ ᠰᠠᠶᠢᠬᠠᠨ ᠪᠠᠶᠢᠨ᠎ᠠ ᠭᠡᠵᠦ ᠬᠣᠶᠢᠳ ᠵᠦᠭ ᠲᠦ ᠦᠷᠭᠦᠯᠵᠢᠯᠡᠭᠦᠯᠦᠨ ᠬᠡᠯᠡᠭᠡᠷᠡᠢ᠃ ᠡᠨᠡ ᠨᠢ 80 ᠍ ᠊ᠭᠠᠳ ᠣᠨ ᠳᠤ ᠠᠵᠢᠯᠯᠠᠵᠤ ᠪᠠᠶᠢᠭᠰᠠᠨ᠃ ᠮᠠᠭᠠᠳ ᠦᠭᠡᠢ ᠥᠨᠥᠳᠥᠷ ᠢ ᠬᠦᠷᠲᠡᠯ᠎ᠡ ᠠᠵᠢᠯᠯᠠᠵᠤ ᠪᠠᠶᠢᠨ᠎ᠠ ᠤᠤ?

Union Morning Post

(@UMP_News) ✅
ℹ️ Oseanian-language Akarean state media

50 years later, has the Union learned from the Daimei disaster? Read our outlook in this morning's post. ump.ak/23093/50-daimei-outlook

Akarean Union

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Khyarslagaar, Gaanglanglataar

50 years later, has the Union learned from the Daimei disaster? Read our outlook in this morning's post. ump.ak/23093/50-daimei-outlook

Akarean Union

Back in #Ruotai. This city has my heart

Ruotai, Great Huan

OMG THAT'S SO CUTE!!!!!!! Who wants me to go ride this train???? I think it'll be sooooo aesthetic 🤪🤭😋✨😍😍😍

ALL AKAREAN TRAINS

(@allakareantrains)

Seeing a Class 40 in its original "orange biscuit" livery is rare, but here in Kitaishima 40-1759 rounds the corner to the switchback up to the scenic hilltop terminus. 1759 makes one of just nine remaining "orange biscuit" trains in West Satoyama. #trainspotting

Text automatically translated to Oseanian. Original Akarean Mandarin text:

穿着原来的“橙色饼干”涂装的 40 级车很少见，但在北岛这里，40-1759 绕过拐角，转向之字形，到达风景秀丽的山顶终点站。 1759 号是西晓山仅存的九辆“橙色饼干”列车之一。 #猜火车

Kitaishima, West Satoyama

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There can be no peace in the west of Edofasia until the oppressive foreign presence is removed leaving the people of Edofasia in total control of their affairs and determining their sovereign destiny as a united, free-spirited state and the body

Text automatically translated to Oseanian. Original Edofasian text:

Ní féidir síocháin a bheith ann in iarthar na hÉidobhasia choichego dti go mbaintear an láithreacht leatromach eachtrach rud a fhághann go bhfuil smacht ag muintir na hÉidobhasia ar an iomlán ar a ngnóthai agus a gcinniúint cheannasach a chinneadh mar stát aontaithe, saor in aisce ar an intinn agus an comhlacht

Kaltach Union

(@kaltachunionosn) ✅
ℹ️ Kaltach Union official account

In a statement today, Her Excellency the President of the Kaltach Union, Erika de Jager affirmed the Union's support for Alayka's territorial integrity and the restoration of its full sovereignty over the Lakedan region, echoing calls by Kaltach leaders for Edofasia to withdraw from the Alaykan region. President de Jager suggested that Kaltach states should discuss courses of action at the upcoming 42nd Kaltach Union Summit in Old Konigstadt. #lakedan #kusummit

Schwannburg, Principality of Belkhomir, Candanadium

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In a statement today, Her Excellency the President of the Kaltach Union, Erika de Jager affirmed the Union's support for Alayka's territorial integrity and the restoration of its full sovereignty over the Lakedan region, echoing calls by Kaltach leaders for Edofasia to withdraw from the Alaykan region. President de Jager suggested that Kaltach states should discuss courses of action at the upcoming 42nd Kaltach Union Summit in Old Konigstadt. #lakedan #kusummit

Schwannburg, Principality of Belkhomir, Candanadium

Seeing a Class 40 in its original "orange biscuit" livery is rare, but here in Kitaishima 40-1759 rounds the corner to the switchback up to the scenic hilltop terminus. 1759 makes one of just nine remaining "orange biscuit" trains in West Satoyama. #trainspotting

Text automatically translated to Oseanian. Original Akarean Mandarin text:

穿着原来的“橙色饼干”涂装的 40 级车很少见，但在北岛这里，40-1759 绕过拐角，转向之字形，到达风景秀丽的山顶终点站。 1759 号是西晓山仅存的九辆“橙色饼干”列车之一。 #猜火车

Kitaishima, West Satoyama

My diamonds come from the most inhumane situations imaginable

Instead of the real issues that affect our daily lives, like the cost of taking a cheap holiday or the width of bike lanes, the government concerns itself with overseas developments that have nothing to do with the people. Only Wow! can deliver change on the real issues! #onlyrealissues Anstatt der echten Sachen, die unser tägliches Leben beeinflussen, wie die Kosten für einen billigen Urlaub oder die Breite der öffentlichen Radwege, kümmert sich die Regierung nur um Entwicklungen im Ausland, die gar nichts mit dem Volk zu tun haben. Nur Wow! kann Veränderungen an den echten Sachen bringen! #nurechtensachen

New Konigstadt, CCR, Candanadium

If you dare to come to Neuhaven I will eat your ass hole

Text automatically translated to Oseanian. Original Hautsing Mandarin text:

如果你敢來新港的話我會吃爆你的菊花

HJ's Travels 🥰🚟✈️

(@hjtravels39)

Hello friends!!!!!!!!!! Just landed in Hautsing for my ✨three month Orient tour✨!!! I'm SOOOO looking forward to trying horse sauce for the first time!!!!!! Wish me luck guys!!!! #blessed #exotic #travel #theorient #foodchallenge

Sir Oliver Deng International Airport, Mutterhafen, Hautsing, Candanadium

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:D

HJ's Travels 🥰🚟✈️

(@hjtravels39)

Hello friends!!!!!!!!!! Just landed in Hautsing for my ✨three month Orient tour✨!!! I'm SOOOO looking forward to trying horse sauce for the first time!!!!!! Wish me luck guys!!!! #blessed #exotic #travel #theorient #foodchallenge

Sir Oliver Deng International Airport, Mutterhafen, Hautsing, Candanadium

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Ruotai, Great Huan

The Ministry of Defence has detected an ongoing cyberattack of unknown origin against federal government social media accounts. Affected accounts include @chancellorcdm and @reichskanzlercdm. Please disregard any notices from said accounts until further notice is given.

Hello friends!!!!!!!!!! Just landed in Hautsing for my ✨three month Orient tour✨!!! I'm SOOOO looking forward to trying horse sauce for the first time!!!!!! Wish me luck guys!!!! #blessed #exotic #travel #theorient #foodchallenge

Sir Oliver Deng International Airport, Mutterhafen, Hautsing, Candanadium

you are eateing HORSE SPERM!!!!!!!!!!! HORSE SAUCE WORST SAUCE!!!!! #cumsauce

Horse Sauce Fan

(@horsesaucefan90)

The best condiment #flavour

Ruotai, Great Huan

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I am pleased to announce that HM the King has approved the use of Candanadium's nuclear arsenal against #Alpenraum as a pre-emptive measure. Nuclear strikes are imminent against Kustenberg and the Eternal City, with a second wave to follow combined with land and amphibious invasions.

New Konigstadt, CCR, Candanadium

I just scudded my pants

The best condiment #flavour

Ruotai, Great Huan